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    Quote Originally Posted by Country Campers View Post
    2 girls built a house with NO nails,
    it was all tongue and groove

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    Yes Brian . . . you are "testing"
    You remind me of one of my four boys . . . I'm just not sure which one .
    We do need to back this down a little.

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    An elderly Italian gentleman lay dying in his bed. He could barely make out the sounds of his dear wife of 70 years clanking around in the kitchen downstairs. Then he caught a wiff of his most favorite Italian anisette almond cookies. Could this be true? Is the love of his life preparing his most favorite cookies as a way of showing her undying love and compassion in his final hours? Mustering up his last bit of strength, he had to go and see for himself. He painfully pulled himself up and slid out of bed. Slowly but deliberately made his way to the top of the stairs. He took another deep breath through his nose, smelling the wonderful aroma of those fabulous cookies. Somehow, he knew he had to make it down the stairs. Hanging onto the railing with both hands and easing one foot after another, he is making his way down the stairs. Step by step, he gets closer to the bottom. Finally, after an exhausting time he's at the bottom. He pauses for another motivational wiff. MMMM, they smell so good. As he tries to make his way into the kitchen, he loses physical strength but is determined. Now on his hands and knees he makes it to the kitchen door. In front of him, he sees parchment paper on the table and counters filled with what must be dozens and dozens of his most favorite treat. For a moment, he thinks he has died and went to heaven. With his last bit of strength he reaches up and tries to grab one of those wonderful cookies when all of a sudden...

    His wife smacks him on the hand with the spatula and shouts " HANDS OFF! Those are for the funeral!"

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    Experience: The total of everything you didn't want to know in the first place.

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    The quickest way to spoil a good discussion is to invite somebody who actually knows what they are talking about.(hmmm)

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    Did you know that Yoda from Star Wars fame actually had a last name? It's Layhehoo...

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    Ok after my family explained this to me, that's funny right there…..

    (so im a little slow)

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    Marriage is an institution of three rings.....
    Engagement ring
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    Suffering

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country Campers View Post
    Ok after my family explained this to me, that's funny right there…..

    (so im a little slow)
    Love it!
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    So I'm sitting on the sofa with my wife watching tv. She hears the beep that she got a text message on the phone she left in the kitchen. She gets up to go read the text. The text was from me and it says "Bring me a beer and the bag of chips on your way back".

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    Quote Originally Posted by LV Naturist View Post
    So I'm sitting on the sofa with my wife watching tv. She hears the beep that she got a text message on the phone she left in the kitchen. She gets up to go read the text. The text was from me and it says "Bring me a beer and the bag of chips on your way back".

    John
    The questions is did she bring the beer and chips. My wife would have just hit me on top of my head and said get it yourself. But that is good

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