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    Quote Originally Posted by kevinpo View Post
    You know you are a bad driver when Siri says in 400 feet stop ...........and let me out!

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    This reminds me of a battle I had with a built in GPS.

    We were going to Disney World , Florida , wife and kids and I in my parents mini van.
    I knew where I wanted to go and made a couple turns off coarse for the GPS , it started asking me to make a U-turn when possible , like 10 times in a row, when I was not responding it started saying " make a left turn followed by another left turn" , my wife looked at me and said " she (GPS) does not think you know how to make a U-turn".

    If that thing was not permanently mounted in the car I would have thrown it out the window.

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    Be Your Own Boss

    The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

    IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

    Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years.

    I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

    Then there's the mentally challenged guy.

    He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90%
    of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week,
    pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life.

    He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

    IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

    Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
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    I heard that after Padme's death, Darth Vader did eventually remarry. His new brides name was Ella...

    Ba Dum Chee

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    I used to think I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure...

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