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04-17-2019, 05:22 AM #91
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This reminds me of a battle I had with a built in GPS.
We were going to Disney World , Florida , wife and kids and I in my parents mini van.
I knew where I wanted to go and made a couple turns off coarse for the GPS , it started asking me to make a U-turn when possible , like 10 times in a row, when I was not responding it started saying " make a left turn followed by another left turn" , my wife looked at me and said " she (GPS) does not think you know how to make a U-turn".
If that thing was not permanently mounted in the car I would have thrown it out the window.
Brian
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04-22-2019, 09:40 AM #92
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Be Your Own Boss
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years.
I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy.
He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90%
of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week,
pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?
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05-21-2019, 11:55 AM #93
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I heard that after Padme's death, Darth Vader did eventually remarry. His new brides name was Ella...
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05-24-2019, 11:31 AM #94
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I used to think I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
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05-24-2019, 03:37 PM #95
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around , is he still wrong?
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05-24-2019, 04:06 PM #96
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A recent study about drinking and walking......
The problem is staggeringJim and Belinda H. Pa.
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05-30-2019, 10:17 AM #97
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Plenty of people have drive , but lots of people are stuck in reverse.
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05-31-2019, 09:43 AM #98
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05-31-2019, 11:12 AM #99
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Dinner conversation:
Wife: Can vegans eat pudding?
Me: No... I've heard you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
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06-02-2019, 09:59 AM #100
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Does anybody know what "IDK" means? Everybody I ask tells me "I don't know"...
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