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03-04-2019, 07:07 PM #1
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Musician Jokes!
A trombone (or substitute your least favorite instrument here) player had just finished up a late night gig and on the way home he stopped off at the 24 hour grocery to get a few things. Pushing his cart down the aisle he suddenly realizes that he left his trombone laying in the back seat in plain view! He rushes out to the car but he is too late, someone already smashed the window and threw another one in!
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03-04-2019, 08:48 PM #2
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What do you call a singer, guitar player, bass player, and a drummer?
3 musicians and a drummer...bah da boom.Jim & Kate
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03-05-2019, 06:36 AM #3
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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?.............
...........homeless
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03-05-2019, 06:50 AM #4
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My late wife and I were "working musicians" our entire lives. Back before everyone had internet access at work, our medical librarian downloaded and printed about 50 pages of musician jokes for me... don't get me started.
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03-05-2019, 07:32 AM #5
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Awwww come on Rob....
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03-05-2019, 08:48 AM #6
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What's the definition of perfect pitch? When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and lands on top of an accordion.
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03-05-2019, 08:51 AM #7
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A travelling salesman is working in N. Carolina and after finishing his route for the day stops by a bar on the way back to his hotel. Sits at the bar and orders a beer and says "Hey bartender I've got a joke. A banjo player goes into a bar" and at that point the bar tender stops him and says "You see all these good old boys sittin in here? Well they're all banjo players". The salesman thinks for a second and says "Ok I'll start over and talk real slooow".
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03-05-2019, 08:53 AM #8
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What's the difference between a banjo and a Harley.
You can tune a Harley.Jim & Georgianne
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03-05-2019, 08:54 AM #9
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What's the fastest way to tune a banjo?
Wire cutters.Jim & Georgianne
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03-05-2019, 09:59 AM #10
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Say what you want, but after listening to this video from the International Trombone Festival you may change the way you think about trombones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m8MqIS6VEU
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